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Through the club website, the Ravens are offering team-themed Valentine’s Day cards you can download, print out and give to your football fan sweetie.
Among the offerings:
*Lardarius Webb locked in on a receiver, with the message: “I’ll Cover You Any Day!”
*Marlon Brown hurtling a would-be tackler, accompanied by “You Make My Heart Jump!”
*Torrey Smith leaping high to make a grab, with “You’re A Great Catch!”
*Matt Elam in action, captioned by “You’re My #1 Pick!”
Now, these are all fine sentiments for Valentine’s Day, but we would suggest that sometimes the message has to reflect more of the ups and downs of a relationship. So, we present our version of Ravens Valentines:
*Ray Rice getting stopped at the line of scrimmage, with the words “I Promise To Do Better!”
*Joe Flacco slump-shouldered after an interception, carrying this: “Remember How You Loved Me Last Year?”
*Vonta Leach standing on the sideline, saying: “I Want To Be A Key Part Of Your Life Again!”
*Ozzie Newsome at a microphone, captioned “You Should Never Stop Trusting Me!”
*Michael Oher looking downcast, a penalty flag nearby on the ground, with “Sorry Our Relationship Got Off To A False Start!”
*Bryant McKinnie (yeah, he’s gone, but still …) in his massive state, informing your significant other: “I Bought You Some Chocolates, But Then I Ended Up Eating Them Myself!”
Isn’t that romantic?